An F-List Celeb Imagines What Preston Hollow Life Will Be Like For W

D Magazine ^ | 3/18/09 | David Feherty

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[Trajan88]

this tool better stay inside... the sun has parched his brain.

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~~PING~!

[bcsco]

Just about what one would expect from Feherty. He’s glib and offbeat as usual...

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Dang, if this person is ever in jail I am going to go VISIT!!!!

[JennysCool]

Good stuff! Thanks for posting!

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The whole page is devoted to local reactions
to the Bushes return to the Dallas area.

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President George W. Bush Comes Home (Yo, Dubya)

Five writers explore how the Bushes will affect our lives in Dallas—from why China might be our new BFF to how to survive an encounter with the Secret Service.

http://www.dmagazine.com/2009/03/23/Welcome_Home_No_43.aspx

[Cletus.D.Yokel]

Very funny man and article.

Id’ love to see Feherty and McCord talk golf with Craig Ferguson.

[stylin_geek]

From my own experience visiting the troops in the Middle East, I can tell you this, though: despite how the conflict has been portrayed by our glorious media, if you gave any U.S. soldier a gun with two bullets in it, and he found himself in an elevator with Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid, and Osama bin Laden, there’s a good chance that Nancy Pelosi would get shot twice, and Harry Reid and bin Laden would be strangled to death.

The soldier wouldn't have to shoot or strangle Pelosi and Reid...they'd both die of fright at the site of a real soldier carrying a gun.

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No doubt

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If Dubya were to reappear at 92 years old, his first album would probably go platinum. And, anyway, it will be that long before any of us knows the truth about how and why he played some of the rotten cards he was dealt.

[BobS]

David Feherty has a problem. W and his wife just don’t give a damn about what people write about them. And they haven’t given a damn for a very long time.

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"I’ve never met a soldier who didn’t love this president and this country, and I’ve met a bunch of them, at home and abroad, in hospitals and in theater."

A noteworthy comment from a military member, whom I presume is black, from the Black and Right website:

"I will really miss Bush. I had the privilege of shaking his hand when he made a surprise visit at Bagram after the Bagdad shoe throwing incedent. He gave a very nice simple speech thanking the troops for their service. He then spent time taking pictures and talking individually with the troops. Even though he seemed tired, he definitely enjoyed being around the military. Considering this was a O'dark-thirty event on short notice…around 800-1000 joes still showed up. There is no way Obama will let that many military people that close to him. Let alone actually looking random soldiers in the eye and thanking them.

MTV"

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Wow .. so profound.

[SnarlinCubBear]

Thanks for the ping, I think. He talks glibly of things I hold in very high esteem, so I’m - sensitive! -

[Richard Kimball]

Inane is the only word for this article.

[Moose4]

Feherty is a character, that’s for sure. His appearances on talk shows (he’s a frequent guest on Jim Rome’s radio show) are howlingly funny. Just imagine that entire rant delivered in a charming Irish accent and you get the idea.

}:-)4

[BobS]

And W has too much class to critize Obama publicly. Surely they have had words. They all talk privately. And President Carter needs to fix the Habitat for Humanity houses he built that got ripped out by illegal aliens.

[AppyPappy]

A pillow-biter with a spray-on tan is not an expert on socializing even if he does have the “What Not To Wear” DVD set.

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He is quite glib.