DUmmie FUnnies 05-05-09 ("Why did Elizabeth Edwards write her new book?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 5, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

John and Elizabeth need to show up on Maury Povich for a "You the Daddy!" paternity test episode.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[GQuagmire]

top 3? To read....

[Condor51]

4

[klamath]

Top 5!

[JRios1968]

Top 10...now to read

[Old Sarge]

IN!

[GQuagmire]

Here's a pic to ruin breakfast.....

[KittyFL]

OK...I give up. Who are the people in the photo?

[Condor51]

"Honey, tell me what's a better title for Chapter Six, 'My Bastard Husband Tore My Heart Out,' or 'Someday I'll Kill The Son-of-a-Bitch in his Sleep.'"

That really is a good one, especially coming from a DUmmie.

[GQuagmire]

Baldy is the PPP himself.

[more equal then others]

William River Pitt-Extreme Pompous Doofus and frustrated political pundit wannabe of the Democrat Underground.

He is source to alot of material on Dummie Funnies.

Looks like skin rash.

[bcsco]

Refusal to acknowledge one's child. To me, that is even lower than cheating on a cancer-stricken wife.

Wonder what this DUmmie's views are on abortion...?

[apocalypto]

Didn't Rielle say, “No DNA test for the child” and “Edwards is not the father.” Cheating on a cancer stricken wife is worse than refusing to acknowledge a child that may or may not be his.

[Arrowhead1952]

She's bringing up something that had pretty much died down in the public sphere. Now, with her book and her public appearances, it will be all over the MSM again. How does this impact her young children? Just seems a strange thing to do.

[Yeah, she should just suffer in silence as her hubby continues to lie. And now to the rest of the DUmmies...]

Children hardest hit!

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it just seems weird to write something about this now, while her kids are still young and in a vulnerable place.

[Maybe Johnny should have thought of that when his mistress easily seduced him the first time at the hotel bar.]

Children still hardest hit!

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Refusal to acknowledge one's child. To me, that is even lower than cheating on a cancer-stricken wife.

[Even lower than claiming you made big bucks at a hedge fund in order to study poverty?]

Women and children hardest hit!

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I feel sorry for Mrs. Edwards. I think she got f*cked over, emotionally, spiritually, and worst of all--IN PUBLIC-- by an asshole of a husband.

[Is that you, Elizabeth?]

Rielle Hunter got f*cked by Johnnie Edwards.

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It's a "short book" they say. Doesn't address "the baby" at all....you know, "the baby" that is the spit image of her husband.

[No DNA test necessary.]

Having the spit image of her husband will make mirrors mandated in every room in the house.

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..... She could have outed him and his lies. Now she wants to make a profit off the story. bah. Greedy.

[Unlike the saintly Barack Obama.]

Get ever penny she can for women and children hardest hit!

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It's strange that the DUmmies are worried about children for a change.

[CAluvdubya]

OMG! The Pittster looks like he’s at least 70 years old. he really should get out of the sun. It’s not doing him any favors.

[PJ-Comix]

Pitt has the type of fish belly white skin that can never tan. The only two colors that type of skin has are sickly pale and lobster red.

[denydenydeny]

How does this impact her young children?

Snort! Sarah Palin has young children too.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I’m surprised that all the DUmmies missed the real villian here: Reille Hunter should have had the abortion, as would be expected of any patriotic supporter of the Democratic Party.

I know Edwards is a shyster-pig and none too bright obviously. Didn’t it occur to him that a bimbo like that would treat him the way NBA groupies would treat Lebron James (given half a chance), as an ATM machine. Insert penis, deposit cash. Once you get pregnant, they owe you for life. Yeah, she’d like to marry him, but she’d probably settle for $25,000 month in child support.

[Dallas59]

Loony lefties are a riot!