I’m glad there are some in other countries who get it.
SIMON COWEL: Well, for once I will have to agree with Schnucki, IC, and Ghost of PM. Your first 100 days have been nothing more than abysmal. Rather than having endured your first 100, I was sitting here the whole time wishing they were your last 100. Barry, look... (CLAMMOROUS BOOING MSM CROWD INTERRUPTS WITH ‘’IT'S ‘BARRACK’!’’) What'd they say? ‘Barrack’? Ok, well yes - that explains a lot right there, Barry/Barrack, whatever. You don't know who you are or what you're doing. That entire time, I thought you'd come rolling down the stairs because you can't seem to take your eyes off the telly-prompter. It was like an excruciatingly bad karaoke performance! I don't know where the malfunction lies, with you or the machine. Barry, it's - (MSM CROWD INTERRUPTS WITH ‘’BARRRRACK!!!’’) -it’s like like watching someone ELSE who's watching a very long and boring tennis match! Your neck must be aching from all that churning to and fro...isn't it? (SIMON GETS STAMMERING RESPONSE BUT CONTINUES.) There's so much I need to dive into but we risk running over time again. Suffice it to say, that if you're ever to become even remotely presidential, you don't bow down to anyone short of God Almighty Himself. I'm afraid you're up there on the world stage simply because you didn't get enough attention from Daddy or somethi- (MSM CROWD BOOS WILDLY!!) -What did I say???! Barry-ack, another thing... You're completely ‘tone deaf’ when it comes to some of the most basic sensibilities. You not only let one of two of your own personal govt paid for jets get out of hand for a presumptuously wasteful joyride, but you terrified about 1000 of your fans on the ground in doing so! (RYAN S. APPROACHES) Listen, the ‘Secrest Service’ is giving me the evil eye and I need to wrap this up. Let me just end the suffering saying that this year's competition is NOT impressive (MSM CROWD BOOOS!!) OH ‘BOO’ all you like, I'm telling you it is a man of weak character who won against weak contestants - and who is now going out of his way to create a weak country.
RYAN SECREST: Ooh, B-HO, ouch. What do you think about Simon's comments there?
B-HO: Well, I uh...I um..maybe, he-he, maybe um uh I'm ready for, um, uh, the Special Olym—(MSM CROWD INTERRUPTS WITH ROARING ADORING APPLAUSE!)
SECREST: We need to re-rack our ‘telly-prompter’ - as Simon calls it - and we'll beeeee right back with special guest mentor Hugo Chavez!