[grobdriver]

I can hear the conversation with the insurance agent now:
"What happened to the front bumper?"
"I hit a light pole"
"Well... what happened to the back of the cab???"
"My boat hit me from behind"
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahahahahaha! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

[Quick Shot]

The boat did the final rear-end, hope it was his boat.

[ravingnutter]

{best redneck voice} And you lost your skier about a mile back there....

ROTFLMAO!