[Ancient Drive]

Our Nation is adrift. No leader present, only an empty suit.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

Don't underestimate Obama. He's working feverishly behind the scenes, taking time out from flying in pizza and Kobe beef, to work on a solution to this problem. It has embarrassingly come to his attention that 3 of the 4 “maritime activists” are ACORN staffers and campaign contributors. Obama is busy negotiating an equitable and fair settlement. TOTUS will have more on this breaking situation as it develops.