Colorado House Passes Measure To Ban Cell Phones And Car Flatulence

Elective Decisions ^ | 4/9/09 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Whatever you do, don't "cut the cheese" in Colorado.

[writer33]

Satire ping!

[null and void]

Satire ping!

Are you really sure? These days how can one tell?

[FroggyTheGremlim]

Well if you have to take a call or let one rip, just pull over to the side of the road.

[BlueStateBlues]

I heard Vermont is thinking of adding DWC (driving while conservative) to their list of traffic pullovers.

[LiveFreeOrDie2001]

insanity ping.

[dforest]

But officer, there is a barking spider in mah car.

[writer33]

The Colorado House Bill 1094 is a very real bill that does restrict the use of cell phones to “hands free devices.”

The rest is satirical.

[a fool in paradise]

In Texas there are PSAs to limit “passing gas” in cars. The method of “gas” release (discussed later in the ad)? Cigarette smoke.

Don’t be so sure that they WON’T outlaw it.

[writer33]

Good idea.

[SouthTexas]

Looks like I’ll be staying out of Colorado!

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[writer33]

That wouldn’t surprise me in Vermont.

[writer33]

Ah, yes, the old barking spider routine.

[writer33]

The cell phone restriction is very real, and I wouldn’t be surprised.

[writer33]

Probably a good idea to stay out of Colorado.

:-)

[writer33]

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.

[pallis]

This sure puts the brakes on my HFRV, Human Flatulence Reclamation Vehicle. A bowl of beans and cheese will give the driver 30 miles worth of alternative driving. There are kinks to be worked out. Some test drivers have complained about the rectal insertion devise that has to be installed before the driving adventure begins, but that is a minor, engineering obstacle.

[writer33]

Nope. Far too much of a carbon foot print. Keep thinking of other alternative energies.

LOL

[San Jacinto]

I’d probably get a life sentence.