Because, seriously, Buckeye, you have GOT to be kidding...
http://radiopatriot.blogspot.com/2009/04/jdlr-it-just-doesnt-look-right.html
Nope, I promise. It’s not a joke. Follow the link. There are more letters to the editor there. This one was just so far beyond belief that I had to post it to remind us what we’re dealing with.