[Dick Bachert]

As I listened to her on Larry “Cadaver” King, I kept thinking about something about which Boortz frequently reminds his male audience: “At some point, you’ll have to try to have a conversation with her.” I also kept thinking that she HAS to be from California until I remembered that Arizona also has valleys.

[ducdriver]

She oughtta like, you know, um, cut back on the beer.

[browardchad]

Yes, but you know, um, follow me on Twitter, dude.

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