[Blackhawk]

As Sgt. Shultz would say....

"You vill volundteer, und you vill like it. Ve have vays to make you like it!"

[Mr_Moonlight]

I always thought Sgt Schultz would say something more along the lines of:

"I szeee nutting, I heaar nutting ... jez gimmie a szliszze of zat Apple Strudle ...yum, yum .... "