Where's Barack Obama's Ukulele and Hula Skirt?

http://secondamendmentfreedom.blogspot.com/ ^ | 03/12/09 | Sasparilla

[Sasparilla]

Democrats happily proclaimed on Obama's election that they now had a President who was on a speaking par with Ronald Reagan. But Obama suffers from Bobble Head Syndrome with Teleprompters. With his head bouncing left and right repetitively toward the left and right teleprompters every 3 to 7 seconds, he looks like a 99 cent plastic dashboard bobble head figure made in China. Watch any of his speeches and it looks like he's a spectator at a tennis match. Left and right, left and right, left and right.....All he needs to complete this bobble head mental image is a hula skirt and a ukulele. However, as an unintended consequence of his bizarre speaking style and a positive for him, this could enhance his claim that he really is a native born Hawaiian . Just close your eyes and you can see this...

[RushIsMyTeddyBear]

[ChetNavVet]

Native born hawiian, is key here.
I, nor any person with any grain of integrity, would ever assume that just because his had bobbles to the left and right (BTW, mostlt to the left).
that this dolt is a legit Prez. withinn the Con Req.

Mark my words, Taint done.

[dblshot]

Runs in the family I reckon.

[pissant]

Where is his orange jump suit?

[SoFloFreeper]

One big difference, though: Bobbleheads have a greater working knowledge of economics than Barackobbleheads.

[TurtleUp]

We need to find Obama's weak points. He has quite a few, but we need to draw attention to the ones he is most sensitive about, the ones that can weaken his ability to harm our country. Our Dear Socialist hates being called a socialist, no doubt because that's exactly what he is and he doesn't want too many of us to notice. He also likes to think he's a great speaker, and the media likes to portray him as a great speaker, so the more holes we can poke in that image and the more attention we can draw to his flaws, the better. This was a good one, because it's true.

Any time Dear Socialist schedules a speech, I'm going to refer to watching his head bob back and forth between his teleprompters.

[dandiegirl]

We need a teleprompter sabotage.

[TurtleUp]

It shouldn't be that hard to hack into his teleprompter. I'm guessing it's networked, not as secure as it might be, and that they send the file normally. I've visited a few networks that I shouldn't have, but only in the distant past and only in a harmless manner. However, there is no way that I would hack into any portion of the White House network.

A democrat doing it would just get one of their teens to type the commands so he could play the "oh, I'm just a kid, I didn't know this was worse than just being a little naughty" card, but I don't think a conservative would hide behind a child. That's only for the most cowardly: liberals and terrorists.

[ErnBatavia]