If the gizmo has blinking lights and digital numbers, it’s best to just throw it in the front yard. And, about that coffee, I confounded a lady behind a counter when I ordered “coffee.” She went into this whole list of stuff and I said, “just coffee.” Apparently in some coffee shops there is no such thing. I finlly said, “just take this cup here, put some of that brown stuff into it from that container, and hand it to me.” She didn’t know what to charge for it so she gave it to me for free.
I see you confused the “Barrista”. On your next visit, hand her a $20.00 bill, 2 singles, and $.35 in change after purchasing a double blended mocha chai with soy and a sprig of mint on ice (I know. It’s not coffee to me either). Watch her head spin.
Like you, I prefer to go with the KISS principle.