[KTM rider]

supposedly, unique to all states, Hawaii locks the original in a vault, hides the original place of birth and issues a COLB. This has long been a popular underground railroad for promiscuous sluts to smuggle their illegitimate bastards into the US.

Hussein's sister has the exact same COLB and she is known to be inelligible to be POTUS, but somehow the Magic One is exempt

[curiosity]

supposedly, unique to all states, Hawaii locks the original in a vault,

Not true. Every state in the Union keeps the original in their vault. Like every state, Hawaii issues certified copies of relevant information that is on the original. They never give you the original.

hides the original place of birth and issues a COLB.

No it doesn't. The place of birth is clearly indicated.

This has long been a popular underground railroad for promiscuous sluts to smuggle their illegitimate bastards into the US.

Nonsense.

Hussein's sister has the exact same COLB and she is known to be inelligible to be POTUS,

No she doesn't. That's yet another one of those internet rumors Birthers love to accept as gospel truth.