DUmmie FUnnies 03-04-09 (HUffie: Democrats Are Empowering Rush Limbaugh)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 4, 2009 | PJ-Comix

[N. Theknow]

These were HUffies, not DUmmies. A HUffie is a DUmmie with a job.

Question for a HUffie: "What color is the sky in your world?"

Question for a DUmmie: "What is the color of the ceiling in your Mom's basement?"

[BattleHymn]

Exactly what I tell people! If he is so easy to crumble, then says I, here is the phone number. I tell them I will be waiting the following day for their blazing rhetoric that will cause ElRushbo to capitulate to their supreme logic. When I don’t hear their call, and bother to follow up on the lack thereof, I am usually met with grumblings and excuses.

[E Rocc]

Any time a politican says “we” need to be “single minded”, he’s an authoritarian (perhaps even totalitarian) wannabe.

[pogo101]

Mind sharing the discount-deals blog that you mentioned?

[ExGeeEye]

GMTA.

Please, Peege?

[RebelTex]

ROTFLMAO

[hattend]

Overturn every single illegal and unconstitutional Bush-era policy and impose our own for the detriment and destruction of the USA

[PJ-Comix]

NeverPayRetailAgain.Net

And I still feel lousy about missing out on that Universal Studios freebie ticket.

[PJ-Comix]

Latest deal is the Hook On Phonics package for just $8.97 but its not something I need. Maybe one of you out there with kids could use it.

[farlander]

Any libtard who thinks that a redux of the Gettysburg will be in their favor is making a fatal miscalculation. An army of free men is very difficult to defeat if your side consists of lazy freeloaders/moochers.

[libs_kma]

"...and show the country and the world that we're reclaiming the moral high ground, yes"

Now thats funny!!

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

NEWEST DUMP DIVER RESULTS!

PRIMITIVES PRACTICING POPULATION CONTROL!

PRIMITIVES DOWN 1%!

PRIMITIVES NOT MULTIPLYING!

PRIMITIVES NOT REPRODUCING AT REPLACEMENT RATE!



THE PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

DECLINE DUE TO THE PRIMITIVES EATING THEIR OWN?

PRIMITIVES LEAVING THE ISLAND DUE TO DISAPPOINTMENT WITH 0BAMA?

ONLY TIME WILL TELL!

BUT LOOKS TO BE A TREND!

DEMENTED PRIMITIVE TOP POSTER!

RACIST BABBLING SISTER PRIMITIVE SITTING ON 3rd SPOT!

AGEING GREY-HAIRED WARRIOR PRIMITIVE ON 4th!

DOUG'S EX-WIFE COLLAPSES TO 12th!

NAME REMOVED DOWN DEEPER THAN THE BASEMENT AT 23rd!

OMINOUS TRENDS FOR PRIMITIVES ON SKINS'S ISLAND!

link on next comment, below

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,23374.0.html

[bcsco]

I guess I have to wonder how a sampling taken over a 58-59 minute period can be relative to a forum that runs around-the-clock. Even should these prove to be peak posting time for the DU, it still doesn’t necessarily represent the whole DU community who may log on during the day (24 hour day).

Can you enlighten me?

[franksolich]

The DUmp Diver takes an hour to run, which is perhaps where this idea of “58-59 minutes” comes from.

It “searches” all forums for an entire week.

So it’s not just an hour sample, but a 168-hour thorough survey.

The DUmp Diver is run about once every six weeks (unless there’s a discombobulation in Skins’s island that suggests either an infusion or defection of a significant number of primitives), the exact date and time are random.

The DUmp Diver’s been around for about four years now, and as time goes on and more samples taken, undoubtedly it gets more and more accurate.

[bcsco]

It “searches” all forums for an entire week.

Huh. OK, I was going by the 'Start'/'Stop' dates which were both March 04.

[franksolich]

That’s the start and stop of the program collecting and assorting the results.

I’m not sure exactly how the DUmp Diver works, only that it can’t be used for other web-sites. Something about the compatibility, I guess, of the data sought for collection.

[RobRoy]

That picture makes me want to pull a cigar out of the ol’ humidor...

[bcsco]

Well, you have good familiarity with it, and I’m like Sgt. Schulz. I just happened to look at the mining criteria at the top and what I say didn’t make sense. Thanks for the input.