Napolitano Outlines New Homeland Security Approach

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 28 Feb 2009 | John Semmens

[Melchior]

Enter the Peter Pan Principle. That ought to really really scare Al Qaeda.

[Liz]

HOMELAND SECY NAPOLITANO: "When I was a small child I was fascinated by the story of Peter Pan,” she said. “Just by thinking happy thoughts the characters could fly."

Egads---this sap-happy numbskull is supposed to be protecting Americans?

Course, that idiotic statement does sound like the Bush/Rove fairy trale-------

.........that Turd World killers, rapists, robbers, beheaders, and druggies they were allowing to crawl into our country would become SO enamored of democracy they would forget their criminal ways and become upstanding (illegal) US citizens.....

.......as they slobbered at the public trough and threw our economy into a tailspin.

[AuntB]

“the Department staff is advised to use “those with a different world view” and “a society open to alternative perspectives of life,” respectively.”

Yeah, Mexican thugs who behead more people than anyone in the world have a ‘different world view”....

And the organized crime out of Mexico with her city of Phoenix holding the title of ‘kidnap capital’ are ‘open to alternative perspecitves of life’...and DEATH.

YOU stupid, dangerous woman!

[Liz]

.....Mexican thugs beheadung people have a ‘different world view”....Mexican organized crime's ‘Phoenix kidnap capital’ are ‘open to alternative perspecitves of life’.......

Change we can believe in (sniffle).