American Idolatry: Simon Cowell wants to live forever

IHateTheMedia.com ^ | 02/25/09

[slomark]

In a move sure to make thousands of singers wish they were dead, American Idol judge has announced that he wants to live forever.

The caustic American Idol judge wants to be frozen upon his death so he can be revived in the future.

“I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics,” he announced to dinner guests at Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s residence. ....

[slomark]

Silly story, but it is American Idol might

[Palladin]

Cryonics is the only way for those who choose not to reproduce.

[Texas Eagle]

“I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics,”

Uhhh...if you wait until after you die, won't that be too late? Shouldn't you freeze yourself while your still alive?

Seems to me like that would greatly improve your chances.

[ButThreeLeftsDo]

“Silly story, but it is American Idol might”

Typical ho-hum blog pimping on FR.

[kingu]

This source states that he's since dismissed the comments as a joke, or at least, not to be taken seriously.

[SoldierDad]

No need - He’s already a cold, heartless human being.

[dr_who]

Maybe if he freezes himself right now, he’ll be in better condition whenever they plan to revive him, eh?

[roylene]

I am going to live forever, so far so good.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

Now this is just a silly flash animation.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/

[dr_who]

Come to think of it, a sudden, deep freeze would probably do the trick. Saw a fairly interesting documentary on that. If anyone's interested, contact this company: www.gortons.com

That'd be a funny twilight zone episode: man puts himself into a deep freeze, expecting to be revived a thousand years later. He gets his wish, but it turns out that in a thousand years, humans are a delicacy, best kept frozen before roasting.

[RichInOC]

“I am a battered American.”
“You have no idea.”