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American Idolatry: Simon Cowell wants to live forever
IHateTheMedia.com ^ | 02/25/09

Posted on 02/25/2009 7:51:54 PM PST by slomark

In a move sure to make thousands of singers wish they were dead, American Idol judge has announced that he wants to live forever.

The caustic American Idol judge wants to be frozen upon his death so he can be revived in the future.

“I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics,” he announced to dinner guests at Prime Minister Gordon Brown’s residence. ....

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: americanidol; cryonics; simoncowell
Silly story, but it is American Idol might
1 posted on 02/25/2009 7:51:54 PM PST by slomark
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To: slomark

Cryonics is the only way for those who choose not to reproduce.


2 posted on 02/25/2009 7:54:37 PM PST by Palladin ("...the one with the big ears--he AIN'T my President!"...Etta James)
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“I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics,”

Uhhh...if you wait until after you die, won't that be too late? Shouldn't you freeze yourself while your still alive?

Seems to me like that would greatly improve your chances.

3 posted on 02/25/2009 7:55:41 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
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“Silly story, but it is American Idol might”

Typical ho-hum blog pimping on FR.


4 posted on 02/25/2009 7:55:42 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (This Ain't No Party....This Ain't No Disco..)
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This source states that he's since dismissed the comments as a joke, or at least, not to be taken seriously.
5 posted on 02/25/2009 7:57:33 PM PST by kingu (Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
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No need - He’s already a cold, heartless human being.


6 posted on 02/25/2009 8:00:45 PM PST by SoldierDad (Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
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Maybe if he freezes himself right now, he’ll be in better condition whenever they plan to revive him, eh?


7 posted on 02/25/2009 8:13:38 PM PST by dr_who
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I am going to live forever, so far so good.


8 posted on 02/25/2009 8:14:50 PM PST by roylene (Don't believe everything you think!)
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Now this is just a silly flash animation.

http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/Owls/


9 posted on 02/25/2009 8:21:32 PM PST by yefragetuwrabrumuy
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Come to think of it, a sudden, deep freeze would probably do the trick. Saw a fairly interesting documentary on that. If anyone's interested, contact this company: www.gortons.com

That'd be a funny twilight zone episode: man puts himself into a deep freeze, expecting to be revived a thousand years later. He gets his wish, but it turns out that in a thousand years, humans are a delicacy, best kept frozen before roasting.
10 posted on 02/25/2009 8:25:03 PM PST by dr_who
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“I am a battered American.”
“You have no idea.”
11 posted on 02/25/2009 8:28:07 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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