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American Idolatry: Simon Cowell wants to live forever
IHateTheMedia.com ^
| 02/25/09
Posted on 02/25/2009 7:51:54 PM PST by slomark
In a move sure to make thousands of singers wish they were dead, American Idol judge has announced that he wants to live forever.
The caustic American Idol judge wants to be frozen upon his death so he can be revived in the future.
I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics, he announced to dinner guests at Prime Minister Gordon Browns residence. ....
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Science; TV/Movies; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: americanidol; cryonics; simoncowell
Silly story, but it is American Idol might
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posted on
02/25/2009 7:51:54 PM PST
by
slomark
To: slomark
Cryonics is the only way for those who choose not to reproduce.
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posted on
02/25/2009 7:54:37 PM PST
by
Palladin
("...the one with the big ears--he AIN'T my President!"...Etta James)
To: slomark
I have decided to freeze myself when I die. You know, cryonics,Uhhh...if you wait until after you die, won't that be too late? Shouldn't you freeze yourself while your still alive?
Seems to me like that would greatly improve your chances.
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posted on
02/25/2009 7:55:41 PM PST
by
Texas Eagle
(If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. -- Texas Eagle)
“Silly story, but it is American Idol might”
Typical ho-hum blog pimping on FR.
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posted on
02/25/2009 7:55:42 PM PST
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(This Ain't No Party....This Ain't No Disco..)
To: slomark
This source states that he's since dismissed the comments as a joke, or at least, not to be taken seriously.
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posted on
02/25/2009 7:57:33 PM PST
by
kingu
(Party for rent - conservative opinions not required.)
To: slomark
No need - He’s already a cold, heartless human being.
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posted on
02/25/2009 8:00:45 PM PST
by
SoldierDad
(Proud Dad of a U.S. Army Infantry Soldier presently instructing at Ft. Benning.)
To: slomark
Maybe if he freezes himself right now, he’ll be in better condition whenever they plan to revive him, eh?
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posted on
02/25/2009 8:13:38 PM PST
by
dr_who
To: slomark
I am going to live forever, so far so good.
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posted on
02/25/2009 8:14:50 PM PST
by
roylene
(Don't believe everything you think!)
To: slomark
To: slomark
Come to think of it, a sudden, deep freeze would probably do the trick. Saw a fairly interesting documentary on that. If anyone's interested, contact this company:
www.gortons.com
That'd be a funny twilight zone episode: man puts himself into a deep freeze, expecting to be revived a thousand years later. He gets his wish, but it turns out that in a thousand years, humans are a delicacy, best kept frozen before roasting.
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posted on
02/25/2009 8:25:03 PM PST
by
dr_who
To: dr_who
“I am a battered American.”
“You have no idea.”
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posted on
02/25/2009 8:28:07 PM PST
by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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