“I’ll continue to take you at your word, and assume that as long as you consider it a war rather than simply a civil disagreement you will pursue it as a war, under rules of enagagement considered normal in war time.”
Raise your hands and back away from that keyboard! You’re a prisoner of The Army of The Confusion, Private Room. Under The Rules of Engagement you’re entitled to a ring around each wrist. And no, that self meditation above is not normal. Your war is over.
I'd expect such a reply from a wartime propagandist.