DUmmie FUnnies 02-17-09 (Angry DUmmie (redundant?) declares: "I don't have to be nice.")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Rainbow Rising]

Whew! Catharsis or primal scream therapy?

More like the Two Minutes' Hate.

[Hi Heels]

Oh, I'm so not. 1. Excuses the repetitive and juvenile foul-mouth language. "Oh, I'm in pain and I'm high, that's why it's necessary to use the 'F' word to replace adjectives I could never spell". 2. Add this: "As I have been monitoring almost all of the right wing talk programs, almost daily . ." and you have an unemployed arthritic (or one who can fake it) monkey boy living in mommy's basement with a plate of brownies, a Seven of Nine stand up, hand lotion and a Pentium III with a dial up connection on state disability.

Most nauseating piece of written crap I've ever read. All he needs is his ballet shoes to match his pink star trek shirt to become a full-fledged drama queen.

[dirtbiker]

Got any dental floss?

No, but I'm thinking about moving to Montana, SOON!

I have to get a trailer to haul my herd of pygmy ponies in first....

[Yaelle]

Ironically, they call US Nazis and then claim we are dogs, not humans. Hmmm.

[svcw]

No don't hold back. ;-> But you are probably right. Not so sure about the pink Star Trek shirt as being bad, my husband bought me one last year for my birthday, so I disagree with you on that.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Nope, and I had to give Mighty Little to the SPCA because I can’t afford to feed him any more.

I originally wanted to use CentralScrutinizer as my handle, but apparently it’s already taken.

[dirtbiker]

I have lived in nazibama, and florida.I have been sick of hearing the rashlimpdick neonazi sh*t since about 86...

You must have had one heck of a radio, since Rush was on KFBK in Sacramento at the time, and didn't go national until 08/01/1988.

...when I was an over the road salesman in SouthFlorida covering from Key West to Ft Pierce...

I take it you are no longer a OTR salesman anymore since the bottom fell out of the rubber dog$h*t market....

[Hi Heels]

That's as much control as I could muster. As for the pink star trek shirt, well, you're a GIRL, so it's ok....

My better half is so into Trek that I've been forced at gunpoint to go to conventions. Don't ever ever go to a convention......

[svcw]

My husband got me the Klingon dictionary for Christmas, much to his chagrin. I screamed I was so excited. I have never been to a convention, its really that bad?

[Hi Heels]

Pretty odd groups show up there. I got my better half a functioning Dalek for Christmas. He likes Dr. Who, too. Who too. Woo hoo!

[Kenton]

I have a lot on my mind and a sh*tload of arthritis medicine.