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To: PJ-Comix

There’s one primitive on Skins’s island prominent in calling for eradication of the Republican party and conservatives in general, and a news blackout of opinions differing from that of the 0bamaites.

I’m referring to Oscar Wilde, the large-proboscised primitive, the “Cyrano” primitive.

Oscar Wilde, in case anyone didn’t know this, was the primitive who shut his cat up with him in the bedroom, and as the cat had no sanitary facilities accessible to it, ran water on Oscar Wilde, causing quite a pissy fit.

Oscar Wilde is orginally from Staten Island or northern New Jersey, and has a job down in Florida. From the looks of it, Oscar Wilde’s not exactly in a lay-off-proof job, and he’s been getting more and more unhinged.

However, if Oscar Wilde were to lose his job down in Florida, it would be a win-win situation for everybody, including Oscar Wilde.

You see, Oscar Wilde is one of these people who moved down to Florida, and ever since hasn’t had a kind word to say about Florida, or the decent and civilized people of Florida. All he does is gripe and bitch and moan and groan about Florida and Floridians.

Well, if Oscar Wilde were to lose his job in Florida, most likely he’d have to move back up north to his parents’ on Staten Island or in northern New Jersey.

As I said, it’s a win-win situation.

Oscar Wilde would be happy to be out of Florida, and Floridians would be happy that Oscar Wilde’s out of Florida.

This primitive is really something else.


44 posted on 02/13/2009 5:13:35 PM PST by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives, in service to humanity)
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To: franksolich

Hello Franksolich!

It’s been a long time since I said “Hi” to you, but not so long that I haven’t been thinking about you.

I guess BenBurch didn’t make it up to see you with his Louisville Slugger. Good thing for him.

Hope all is well with you, and with the cats.

Cheers!
NL


99 posted on 02/13/2009 9:22:12 PM PST by NonLinear ( If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.)
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