Get a Blackberry. Then at least you will be able to go outside. I am being serious. You may find yourself paying more attention to what is going on around you than you are the Blackberry. Eventually you will holster the Blackberry and begin to live again.
I have a blackberry thats how I get on FR during the workday it is blocked at work! lol.
Crackberry, Laptop, and a Desktop.
I do get outside, I tried fishing which was my biggest childhood passion, and found it lacking depth. I am used to having all the world’s news and encyclopedias etc right at my fingertips. unfortunately its mostly bad news for the last 12 months or so. But then again I met my wife on the internet too so it has enriched me with family and knowledge of the world but lately my legs are telling me to get up and turn this off. I turned it off for an hour after posting my thread. Thanks for all the funny or thoughtful responses everybody.