Posted on 02/04/2009 8:45:06 AM PST by slomark
These are our leaders. Heaven help us all.
I just took out my little calculator.
In 5 horrid years, no one, and I mean no one, will have a job (and I am counting children and other non productive folks).
This means there will be no taxes.
This means the crooks in Washington D.C. will not get crooked money paid into their pockets and favorite projects will be in danger.
HORRORS!!!
BRING IT ON!!!
Well, thanks to me it is up on facebook. I think all freepers should consider getting facebook accounts. Here we are just preaching to the chior. Facebook is an easy to use social networking site that allows you to post stories with a single click.
That’s just too scary for words...Four full years of Barry please. To think of a lying buffoon like Biden..actually in the oval Office??? What a disaster that would be. They made cracks about what it would be like if Palin became President...Biden would be a hundred times worse than what they sneered about Palin.
But that’s divided by 57 States.
Every month 500,000,000 Americans lose their jobs
Too bad Pilosi dosn’t loose hers.
Aren’t there just over 300 million people in America? So I guess we are all of of work last month?
Can’t call her a bimbo, bimbos are usually attractive!
This is hugh and series.
Pookie’s toons went underground, but these sort of gaffes really are filling the humor gap quite nicely. These people, Pelosi et.al. must truly be sharing a brain.
no..no..no..use pelosi math..she is 300,000,000 in the line of succession..actually..that's not bad at all..
We need many more job losses! Every job site and business should have a sign in the window — “Looking for men and women willing to be FIRED!”
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500 million. That means the average American gets fired twice a month. Works for me!
Why? Because the measure of capitalism and free markets is how well they allocate resources. A well-allocated resource is a happy resource, and most everyone should strive to be happy in their job! And even more, every employer should be 100% HAPPY with his/her employees. Employer and employees should both be happy, comfortable, content — and COMPETITIVE. Happiness arises by facing challenges, participating in fierce economic competitions — when we win we are happy for success. And when we lose, and are smart, we are happy to learn form the challenge. Without constant workable challenges, we get depressed, and come to feel worthless. We are then prey for charlatans, for con-men, for socialists, nanny-staters, fascists, tyrants and communists.
How does capitalism and free markets make such Happyness happen?
The magic of capitalism and free markets is in constant creative destruction! For businesses, that is bankruptcy, asset, division and branch sales, throwing off the unhappy parts, the parts that are non-competitive and unable to adjust. For an individual that is getting fired, or quitting. Because it is awful hard to leave a half-passable job for a possible great one — getting fired early and often is extremely important make the magic work.
More firings means more people ending up in much happier positions, and more employers highly productive and happy with highly productive employees. No second raters! Such happiness!
Dear dimwit Nancy Pelosi chanced by mistake upon a statement of true genius!
There should be 500 million people losing their jobs each month. That means such a rapid transfer of resources into excellent fits of supplier and demander that we will leap into a near-utopian future should we be bold enough to adopt it.
To reach 500 million job losses in a month means we are cured. What a heaven on Earth that would be!
also posted at Yahoo Answers,
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AmK_bdPXVyS0Dmm7eLf.twTsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20090204073156AAlUrZF&show=7#profile-info-mkEGjlmNaa
Just in case anyone missed it, that was 500 MILLION!”
I propose that we skip doing the census next year, since Pelosi seems to know stuff the rest of us don’t know.
I almost fell out of my chair laughing.
True enough.
Look, all those people who want to come to America... They’re already Americans in their heart, aren’t they? That’s about six billion peoples. So, yes, 500 billion people are losing their jobs every month because of Bush. </end additional pelosisms>
It’s the ‘new math’
Doesn't say much for the wisdom of the electorate.
ELIMINATING UNSAVORY LANGUAGE
Years ago when I sometimes used unsavory language, I often used the expression “Bull Sh**.”
As I grew up a bit and discovered it was not necessary to use such crude language, that expression became
“BS.”
Q. What did I really mean when I used thoseexpressions?
A. I meant that something was ridiculous, or idiotic or a half truth or just stupid. It covered any number or negative formats. The dictionary defines it as: nonsense; especially, foolish insolent talk.
I have decided that I no longer will use either of those expressions in the future. When I have the need to express those feelings, I will use the word “Pelosi.”
Let me use it in a sentence. “That is just a bunch of Pelosi.”
I encourage you to do the same. It is such a good word. It really packs a punch. We are no longer being vulgar, but it clearly expresses our feelings. If enough of us use it, possible we can get the word in the dictionary.
And that would be an excellent legacy for the Speaker of the House.
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