DUmmie FUnnies 02-04-09 (DUmmie Claims Son Got Rich Playing Seminole Hard Rock Blackjack)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | February 4, 2009 | DUmmie Billy Burnett, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[gate2wire]

“That, or the high-end rentboy thing.”

I actually went over to DU to read the thread. One wacko claimed being a “rentboy” is a pleasurable thing. Those wackos never cease to amaze me.

[bcsco]

I knew I’d seen it somewhere, but I’ve been having big problems with my Internet connection, and with all that couldn’t recall where I’d seen it. Finally it dawned on me. Oh well, at 65 I could be even slower on the uptake I guess...

[mowowie]

We have “Twin River” as my closest casino around here.
I haven’t been since last spring.
If i walk out broke without having hit up my credit or debit card i consider that night a “Win”.

[mowowie]

I love how the author describes her adult son as a “ Smart youngster (mid 30’s)” then the rest call him “Kid, etc...”.

[GeronL]

he ain’t ‘fishing’. He might be running drugs or illegals and spending a few hours at a Casino as a cover story.

[Paul Heinzman]

He's fine, until that first time he plays "just one more" after he loses the first time.

What he's "playing" to get 40 large a month ain't cards. That time he plays "just one more" he may end up looking like an extra in No Country for Old Men.

[GeronL]

are you a Conservative Cave member?

[GeronL]

are you a Conservative Cave member?

[Paul Heinzman]

How?

Oh, I see. It's a thread about Indian casinos. Well, that's just plain offensive.

[Paul Heinzman]

What a disgusting allegation. Stick it where the sun don't shine. OK?

Sounds like your son might already be doing that.

[GeronL]

omg. i hope the local kiwanis don’t have to wait an extra day for that newsletter. they need to apply for a bailout

[fanfan]

I hate to be so honest,

Yeah, because you're not used to the feeling.

LOL!

[Paul Heinzman]

He's either peddling his ass or selling coke

Don't be so quick to judge. Who's to say he's not doing both?

[Paul Heinzman]

Blackjack is one of the few games where the house edge can be eroded to nothing by a smart disciplined player.

You just keep telling yourself that. Everyone knows craps is the only surefire way to win at the casino.

[Paul Heinzman]

He goes into the casino w/a $200 roll. Walks out if he loses that.

Or when it's ten minutes until Wapner, whichever comes first.

[Paul Heinzman]

Being a high-end rentboy is GREAT work. You get to choose your clients, the pay is great and no need to do risky scenes. Of course, it is not an easy to get into and requires considerable physical assets...

Just call up the hotel here and ask for Joe Buck.

[bcsco]

are you a Conservative Cave member?

No, I'm not. FR is about all I have time for re. forums.

[Paul Heinzman]

Make sure he pays taxes.

That is so Bush Administration thinking. Taxes are only for people earning legitimate livings.

[bcsco]

Nope. I gave up on waiting for the email updates that were supposed to come in today, and ran with what I had. I’ve published, emailed it to those on the email list, and will collate and envelope the printed copies for handout this evening. They’ll be all ready for tomorrow’s breakfast meeting, thankfully...

[NewLand]