A few years back a census worker showed up over my refusal to fill in the long form. I explained that I regarded the info as being none of their business, good day. As I let go of the door to allow it to close, she made a move to grab the door to continue the conversation. She then caught the look in my eye, and probably realized that I would treat any such attempt as a home invasion and would respond accordingly.
They wouldn’t even get into my yard without running into my welcoming committee. A huge 105 lb. German Shepherd that doesn’t like anyone but us, a 65 lb. psycho Collie/St. Bernard mix (think Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) and a muscular 110 lb. German Shepherd/Sharpei mix that loves to wrestle. I”ll just sit on my porch in my rocker and laugh at them.