[stockpirate]

You do not need a license for any US Constitutional right save one, the right to keep and bear arms.

Soon you will need a license for free speech.

[MortMan]

Happiness is a tight shot grouping...

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

Another definition of gun control:

The idea that a woman found raped and strangled with her pantyhose is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker wound up with a bullet hole.

[Dead Corpse]

"Gun control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is somehow morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound." — L. Neil Smith

[Redleg Duke]

“When seconds count, the police are only minutes away!”

[EnigmaticAnomaly]

""Gun control defined: The theory that people who are willing to ignore laws against rape, torture, kidnapping, theft and murder will obey a law which prohibits them from owning a firearm."

Yep, that makes a lot of sense. Brilliant theory - if you are a brain dead liberal."

Bears constant repetition...

[HighlyOpinionated]