[bamahead]

I heard part of a MSM morning show a few weeks back where an 'expert' stated that smokers should remove their clothing before coming into contact with children because of the residue.

Why not just put all chiiiildren in a plastic bubble and feed them through a tube until they reach the age of 21? Same difference.

They won't be able to smell the daisies or breathe spring air...but they'll be saaaafe!

[LurkedLongEnough]

Why not just put all chiiiildren in a plastic bubble and feed them through a tube until they reach the age of 21? Same difference.

I think it may be the other way around. After 21 (or 18), put them into the government bubble tube.

[coolbreeze]

Why not just put all chiiiildren in a plastic bubble and feed them through a tube until they reach the age of 21?

All these "californiaized" kids . who are kept away from the evils of tobacco smoke. wood smoke . caffeinated soda and red meat all seem to end up allergic to everything! Remember when over half the country smoked and asthma was rare?...gee....that would be an interesting study, but it wont be done because the anti-smoking zealots are not interested in fact or science, just their agenda.

[oyez]

They won't be able to smell the daisies or breathe spring air...but they'll be saaaafe!

That spring air is full of pollen, spores and aromatic organic compounds that plants release that time of year.

.Why not just put all chiiiildren in a plastic bubble and feed them through a tube until they reach the age of 21?

After they come out of that bubble they face all sorts of Hell, because they never developed any natural resistance.

[elkfersupper]

Why not just put all chiiiildren in a plastic bubble and feed them through a tube until they reach the age of 21? Same difference.

According to the recently-passed SCHIP (socialized medicine) program, you now have to keep them in the bubble until age 30.

Then Social Security takes over.