[Lonesome in Massachussets]

I am completely taken aback! Shocked, shocked, I tell you. Who the Hell knew that Dick Cavett was still alive?

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Like his old boss Jack Paar, Dick Cavett has been holed up somewhere for decades doing heaven knows what.

If you know that Cavett has been clinically depressed off and on for years, you can see where he's coming from.

Obama is his Prozac, his electroshock, maybe even his Viagra.