NOTHING....He will be too busy admiring himself.
Ha!
First Week
Day 1: Take and read popularity poll
Day 2: Admire self in mirror
Day 3: Lunch with Chavez
Day 4: Take and read popularity poll
Day 5: Dinner with Amadinawackjob
Day 6: Admire self in mirror
Day 7: Pretend to go to church when you really want to be in a mosque.