[KarlInOhio]

If a scorpion is in your ear, don't go to a snake charmer to have it removed.

So much for Obamacare.

Don't carry cheese in your loincloth and you won't be bothered by rats at night.

I expect I'll have four years of cheese in my loincloth.

[annalex]

May your cheese be hard and your determination harder.