DUmmie FUnnies 01-17-09 (Inauguration Fever hits DUmmieland!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 17, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Paul Heinzman]

Ok, I was going all cross-eyed looking at the spreadsheets I had for the activities worth watching over the next five days and decided to just make a list.

What exactly do you think a spreadsheet is?

[Paul Heinzman]

I took the day off to celebrate.

Call in gay.

[Paul Heinzman]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

His balls are always bouncing to the left and ... further to the left.

[Condor51]

All times Eastern

That's divisive and exclusionary!

Sunday 2:30pm - HBO (you dont have to have HBO but you DO have to have cable)

That's Racist and Homophobic. Not everyone has cable --
Women, Poor, and Minorities Hardest Hit!.

Monday 8pm - Disney Channel - Kids Inaugural Ball - appearance by Michelle and Jill.

'Kids Ball'? Bunch of fricken pedophiles!
And what's up with this 'Michelle and Jill'? A little Lesbian Action for the Obama perverts living in momma's basement?

Tuesday, all day coverage . . .

Oh well, guess I'll miss that. I have to rearrange my sock drawer.

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

'Neighbohood Ball'? That's just sick.

I took the day off to celebrate.

'Took' as in past tense'? Hellllllooo, it hasn't happened yet DUmmie.

[Paul Heinzman]

well, just dont expect any pics of me on the couch in my PJs because I'm not putting on any makeup until Tuesday night!

The Random Thoughts Department just chimed in.

[Ditter]

While you will be washing your hair all day Tuesday Mr. Ditter and I will be taking turns in the bathroom. We have picked up a virus that is very appropriate for the way we feel about nObama. WE might be getting better by Tuesday but I am sure the goings on in DC will bring on a relapse. I am relapsing just thinking about “the one”.

[pillut48]

LOL! Perfect! Because strangely enough, I only have 9 toes! ;-)

(Lost my right pinky toe in a bike accident when I was a kid...)

[pillut48]

So....you think you can avoid "Obamaitis", do you???

You think video games are safe, do you??? Oh, yeah??

I think not!! Be afraid. Be very afraid!

[insert evile laugh here]

[pillut48]

Agreed—don’t you know it was a MANDATE because there was a single digit difference between the two candidates?!?

Sheesh. It was practically a landslide, I tell ya! A landslide!!

/sarc

[HangThemHigh]

"Just wait until the dimocrats post inauguration anticlimactic mass depression starts setting it. It will be the salvation of all of the major drug companies."

The Mexican drug cartels should fare well, too. I hear the downturn has hurt them, too.

[pillut48]

I expect that the O’s will be having them over to the WH soon for a little tea party in the Oval Office—you know, crossing the bord...uh, aisle, trying to make reparations...uh, repairs with Me-hee-co for all the damage the past 8 years of the failed Bush administration policies...drugs probably won’t even be illegal come this time next year (just because it’s wrong doesn’t mean people shouldn’t have a choice! It’s guaranteed in that flawed Constitution thingie!!) and the drug cartel lords will be serving in special made up offices of the O’ administration!!

(I’d put in a /sarc but I’m feeling a bit Nostradumus-y today...)

[pillut48]

That is an insult to pink sea stars everywhere!!! Take it back, or we’re gonna sic Sandy Cheeks on you!!!

;-)

[Arrowhead1952]

Tuesday
all day coverage . . .

I've decided to watch paint dry at work all day.

[Arrowhead1952]

don’t these bastards realize that 48 million of us did not vote for the fraud

How dare you not bow to the anointed one, you heretic? Don't you know he was sent to unite the country? < /sarc>

[mikrofon]

Nothing in the listing re: Monday being MLK Jr. Day?

I’d have thought that the Obamassiah would be channeling the civil rights leader or something....

[Arrowhead1952]

When he falls from his pedestal, he will fall hard.

I figure his approval numbers will fall a bunch when he does not deliver on his promises to fill their gas tanks and pay their mortgage. Suckers are born every day.

"Americans grew tired of being thought to be dumb by the rest of the world, so they went to the polls last year and removed all doubt."

[mikrofon]

8pm - ABC - Neighbohood Ball

Dat be- "De Ball in da 'Hood", yo...

[mikrofon]

If anyone wants to see the Obama Radio Nation event with Randi, Stephie, Bill Press, Ed Schultz and others, it will be on C-SPAN from 4-7 on Sunday

Also streamed on-line at: radio.obamanation-r.us

[mikrofon]

Any ideas what channels are going to cover this stuff?

Don't forget "The Obama Channel" marathon from your local satellite provider...

[mikrofon]

Given your quick-witted retorts, we can call you Fasta Pazul