OK, hers another one
The CIA is having a screening session to select new agents
They have 3 candidates- 2 men and a woman
Agency rep opens curtains on glass window into the next room- the first candidate's wife is sitting there tied to a chair
Rep gives guy#1 a gun, and says “Your mission is to go into that room and kill your wife”
Guy#1 throws the gun down and says “I could NEVER do that” and walks out of the interview
Then agency rep shows Guy#2 same thing- his wife tied to a chair in the next room- gives him a gun, and says “Your mission is to kill your wife”
Guy#2 takes the gun, goes into the next room, pulls the curtain...and comes out 5 minutes later sobbing “I can't do it” and leaves the interview
Finally they give the woman candidate the same test-
Rep shows her husband tied to a chair, gives her the gun, and tells her “you mission is to kill your husband”
She takes gun, goes into room, pulls curtain.
Outside they hear 3 gunshots!
Then scraping, banging and screaming- finally noise stops
Woman comes out and hands Agency rep the gun.... He says “What the hell happened in there???”
She says “The damn gun you gave me was loaded with blanks- so I had to beat and kill him with the chair!”
bada bing
LOL!