[mowowie]

I was thinking maybe that guy from Scrubs might be a good choice for these DUmmies.

On a darker note maybe Dr. Jack Kevorkian or the entire Planned Parenthood organization would appeal to them.

[Paul Heinzman]

Kevorkian is no longer a doctor, so he wouldn't be qualified. I almost typed that with a straight face--what do qualifications matter anymore?

Hey, Obama, how about picking me to head up NASA. After all, rocket science isn't exactly brain surgery.