[theFIRMbss]

>“some parents even slip up and sign the applications themselves”

Harold's mom fills out his computer dating form with her own answers . . .

[End Times Sentinel]

Oh man! Robot U, we somehow scheduled them for our homecoming game this fall!!! How does a school with monster athletes like that belong in the MAC?

Owl_Eagle

“When the stock market crashed,
Franklin Roosevelt got on the television
and didn’t just talk about
the princes of greed, he said,
‘Look, here’s what happened.’"
-Slow Joe Biden

[scan59]

To get any kind of a scholarship, you have to have performed community service. Since you stand to profit from the community service in the way of scholarship dollars, it’s no longer volunteering in the name of helping your fellow man out of the goodness of your heart.

[yefragetuwrabrumuy]

The days of Enormous State University are rapidly drawing to a close. Much like the US government, their calculation was for not just endless growth, but endlessly increasing growth, endlessly increasing budgets, endlessly increasing student bodies and tuition, and explosively increasing government monies to pay for all of it.

It will be interesting to see what remains when the bubble bursts.