“The only way they would have ‘caught’ this guy in my house was when our Chow/Lab crapped pieces of him out in the yard.”
LOL!
Reminds me of the Frank Sinatra skit on SNL, “I find chunks of people like you in my STOOL!”
Friends bring their kids over and he guards them so well I have to go with the parents to get the kids. Funny thing is the kids can wrestle with him, pull his ears, tail and he just keeps slobbering all over the attention.