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1 posted on 01/05/2009 4:36:36 PM PST by Shellybenoit
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Who is going to collect the cow fart tax, and how is it going to be disbursed? Maybe this is some of the new 600,000 government jobs Obama has promised.


2 posted on 01/05/2009 4:40:24 PM PST by silverleaf (Fasten your seat belts- it's going to be a BUMPY ride.)
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I have often said the ultimate plan is to fit everybody with a but plug that has a coin slot. You have to put in the coins to fart. It was meant as a joke.


3 posted on 01/05/2009 4:41:40 PM PST by Tarpon (America's first principles, freedom, liberty, market economy and self-reliance will never fail.)
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To: Shellybenoit

Wonder what the price of a steak will end up being?


5 posted on 01/05/2009 4:44:36 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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To: Shellybenoit; CygnusXI; Entrepreneur; Defendingliberty; WL-law; Genesis defender; proud_yank; ...
Flatulent Alternative Reality Tax

 




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7 posted on 01/05/2009 4:45:06 PM PST by steelyourfaith
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To: Shellybenoit

FRiends, the time for revolution gets closer every day.


8 posted on 01/05/2009 4:46:29 PM PST by vpintheak (Like a muddied spring or a polluted well is a righteous man who gives way to the wicked. Prov. 25:26)
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To: Shellybenoit

They want $175 per cow, per year. So if you are a dairy farmer and you have 1000 cows (not that unusual) then you will pay $175,000 each year, just for this tax. After 6 years you will have paid 1 MILLION dollars in taxes.

This will drive many dairy farms out of business. We will then get milk and cheese from other countries (outsourcing). Some of it will come from China... how safe will Chinese milk be?

Your gov’t, hard at work for the average American.


9 posted on 01/05/2009 4:49:01 PM PST by navyguy (The National Reset Button is pushed with the trigger finger.)
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To: Shellybenoit

And Ted Turner will be taxed how much per bison on his ranch?


13 posted on 01/05/2009 5:02:07 PM PST by Waco
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The power to tax is the power to control. You must view everyone who proposes a tax as someone who wants to take more control away from you, and take more control over your own personal life choices.

YOu also must look at them as someone who views you as a wallet.

You must view them as someone who believes YOU can get by with less, but not government.

You must view them as someone who believes charity is about taking more and more of your money, with the FORCE of government, and giving it to someone else.

Whatever works to get you the maddest. And then go do something about it. Start laying groundwork to get these people out of office, recalled, and get people in who understand lowering taxes helps people the most.


15 posted on 01/05/2009 5:28:33 PM PST by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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“175 dollars per head” ?!?!?!? Holy cowbells, Robin!

perspective check:

http://www.cattle.com/markets/barn_report.aspx?code=BL_LS755

Montana - auction lots: $89 bull $84 heifer

http://www.cattle.com/Markets/barn_report.aspx?code=SF_LS150

South Dakota - auction lots: $100 avg.

http://www.cattle.com/markets/sale_results.aspx?sale=Hudspeth+Farms+%26+Guests

Texas: pedigreed breeders: $1500 up

http://www.cattle.com/markets/sale_results.aspx?sale=Camp+Cooley+Dispersal

Pedigreed breeders: hefs: $ 1,200 avg.


16 posted on 01/05/2009 5:30:48 PM PST by blueplum
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To: Shellybenoit

So, a group of federal bureaucrats gathers together and comes to the following conclusion: “We’re in two wars against muslims who want to terminate our existence while the economy is in a major tailspin. So, let’s focus on cow farts.”

It’s gone over the top. Bring a thousand pikes together by the risin’ of the moon.


17 posted on 01/05/2009 5:36:56 PM PST by ScottinVA (All I needed to know about islam I learned on 9-11.)
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The tax for dairy cows could be $175 per cow, and $87.50 per head of beef cattle.

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Time to sharpen up the Buck Knife and buy that case of 12 ga. slugs. (:^*)

20 posted on 01/05/2009 5:49:48 PM PST by RoadKingSE (How do you know that the light at the end of the tunnel isn't a muzzle flash?)
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Give each Obamaniac a bottle, and let them capture the “green” energy as part of the “2 million jobs” he’s promised to create......


21 posted on 01/05/2009 5:50:41 PM PST by traditional1 ("The American presidency is not supposed to be a journey of personal discovery")
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