[meyer]

Only 13% of Democrats know how to work a fork.

75% of democRATS think 'fork' is a verb describing an action between their self and another consenting (or non-consenting) adult, child, or farm animal, the outcome of which has no consequence.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

The Norfolk University cheer: “We don’t drink, we don’t smoke; Nor-folk! Nor-folk!”