DUmmie FUnnies 12-27-08 (HUffies Worry That Cabbage Patch Doll Might Drag Obama Down)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 27, 2008 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Yummmmm!!! I feel a HALF-PRICE Honey Baked Ham in my near future! Just get the EASILY AVAILABLE 50% off coupon online. NEVER pay full price for those Honey Baked Hams!

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[cripplecreek]

At least cabbage patch dolls come with birth certificates. LOL

[Mark was here]

hi

[Charles Henrickson]

BLAGO'S BLUE FITZMAS
Tune: "Blue Christmas"

I'll have a blue Fitzmas indicted
I'll have to do something to fight it
Allegations they read of the green that I sought
Don't mean a thing, 'cause as yet nobody's bought

And when my blue colleagues disown me
That's when my blue "F" words start flowing
My old pal sees my plight, but he throws me from his bus
So I'll have a blue, blue Fitzmas

I hate this blue Fitzmas disruption
It puts a crimp in my corruption
Senate seat up for sale should bring oodles of cash
But instead I post bail and I break out in a rash

And when my blue colleagues disown me
That's when my blue "F" words start flowing
My old pal sees my plight, but he throws me from his bus
So I'll have a blue, blue, blue Fitzmas

[thinking]

Here is my take on all this crap/....if “I” go down, “you” are coming with “me”....suggest the “I”, stay off charter aircraft, and sit with his back against the wall....

[visualops]

top 10...

say what is the normal per pound price on those hams?

[GQuagmire]

8. Back to read

[AZLiberty]

In a move intended to force public testimony from President-elect Barack Obama's inner circle force Barack Obama to fire prosecutor Fitzgerald, ...

[freedumb2003]

Top 10

[CE2949BB]

[Especially if one paid FULL PRICE for a Christmas Honey Baked Ham when the half price coupons are easily accessible on the Web (inside joke that I will never get tired of as you shall see).]

WHAT?!

[GQuagmire]

HoneyBaked or Honeybacked?

[Eastbound]

Cabbage Patch doll? What a perfect likeness! Unreal.

[GQuagmire]

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/bloggers/2154516/posts?page=33#33

[Charles Henrickson]

Chicago Machine Democrats

I grew up in the city of Chicago during the reign of Daley I, Hizzoner da Mare. (I was an actual registered Republican in my precinct--and lived to tell the tale!) So this stuff is kinda old hat. The difference now is how blatant the corruption is--Fitzie got it on audiotape! Hee! Hee!

BTW, when I was growing up, America was divided into a number of parts:

my neighborhood, the 50th Ward, aka Nortown, West Rogers Park, West Ridge;
the North Side of the city, Cubs country;
the South Side, Sox country;
the Loop, downtown, where you took the bus and El to get to;
the suburbs, where you had to drive to get to;
that hick area downstate called "Illinois";
Wisconsin, where you took summer vacations; and
the rest of the country.

[LiberConservative]

"... he and Madoff can share a cell in Gitmo.

Bush only put terrorists in Gitmo. This person wants to put fellow 'Rats there. Brutal, aren't they?

[DogBarkTree]

"Thank god for executive privilege, Obama doesn't need be bothered by subpoenas."

"He needs to be "neutralized" quickly."

I dont know if these 2 quotes are more funny or frightening.

[Veggie Todd]

I believe Jesse jackson Sr. has done something foul.

Is that what I smell?

[Condor51]

Drat late, top 20?

[Ditter]

He DOES look like a Cabbage Patch doll OR like and 8 year old boy.

I usually find men who still have a boyish look appealing and charming, not this one however, he looks boyish and CREEPY.