[Liz]

Cali AG, Jerry Brown scratched his thrice-baked noodle and pondered the predicament that lay curled up in his lap like an ugly, homeless kitty transmutating it into a bowl of chicken salad.

Now you went and did it---Kim Basinger is going ballistic thinking about Jerry Brown making a forlorn homeless kitty into chicken salad.

Kim's so mad she forgot herself and had rough sex with Alec Baldwin (completely forgettng they are officially divorced).

[.cnI redruM]

The visual is killing me. I kinda figured that Trey Parker had permanently discredited the manhood of Arik Bardwin.