I don’t know how old your son is but when his wallet has a circular impression on it be sure not to notice.
Lyrics.
I’ve got a rubber in my wallet.
one of those little whatchamacallit’s.
i’m savin’ it for that special day.
when the right girl comes my way.
It leaves a circular impression
from all those years of compression.
i’ve had it since i turned thirteen.
i got it in a vend’n machine.
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circ circ circular impression!
leading to a state of depression!
in my walla walla walla walla wallet!
i can’t wait to install it!
No! i can’t wait!
It’s in a little tinfoil packet.
sometimes i’m tempted to unwrap it.
it’s got a reinforced border.
i hope it’s still in working order.
“be prepared” they said in boy scouts.
i’m waiting for a chance to try it out.
i want to try this contraceptive.
but all the girls are unreceptive.
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I’ve got a french safe in my pocket.
it’ll be the nose-cone on my rocket.
it comes direct from paris, france.
can’t wait to take it from my pants.
huhuh!
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Had one of those circular impressions thirty-five years ago. Today, as well, but it’s a Pepcid...
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