Posted on 12/15/2008 11:54:16 AM PST by Scythian
I know a couple whose son had this condition; it was corrected surgically when he was about a year old. Interestingly, the husband is Delaware Indian. I wonder if the government's emphasis on keeping Canadian "First Nations" from assimilating is multiplying a genetic defect originating in that population.
Creating a “target rich environment” for males..........
If I can't go to Heaven right now, can I just go to Missouri?
Having lived in Missouri, I'm wondering whether you have a back-up back-up locale in mind? (heh)
I thought they wer talking about the GOP leadership for the last couple of years....carry on.
I believe a 10 to 1 ratio, of women to men would be about perfect ...
Not a realistic one. Well, I guess going to the library would be nice ...
The library...yes, that sounds workable. I like it!
I’ve been told by several women before that my chances are really good when it’s 3 billion to 1.
proving a conclusive link between increasing Socialism and shrinking male gonads....
proving a conclusive link between increasing Socialism and shrinking male gonads....
Don’t believe it because they have lied to us so many times about environmental hazards. Where are the double blind studies? Where are the other reasons for this? One could be that older couples tend to produce more females then males. As for the increase in Universities, Blame the Feminist that have neuter all males in school by creating an environment that favors females and punishes male behavior. Note the big increase in Ritalin among male students. Also who would want to stay in a system that constantly based males?
The young men of the next generation are going to have it GOOOOD!
First it was disappearing bees, and now it’s disappearing boys.
Muffley:
Well I... I would hate to have to decide.. who stays up and.. who goes down.
Strangelove:
Well, that would not be necessary Mr. President. It could easily be accomplished with a computer. And a computer could be set and programmed to accept factors from youth, health, sexual fertility, intelligence, and a cross section of necessary skills. Of course it would be absolutely vital that our top government and military men be included to foster and impart the required principles of leadership and tradition. Slams down left fist. Right arm rises in stiff Nazi salute. Arrrrr! Restrains right arm with left. Naturally, they would breed prodigiously, eh? There would be much time, and little to do. But ah with the proper breeding techniques and a ratio of say, ten females to each male, I would guess that they could then work their way back to the present gross national product within say, twenty years.
Muffley:
But look here doctor, wouldn't this nucleus of survivors be so grief stricken and anguished that they'd, well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?
Strangelove:
No sir... Right arm rolls his wheelchair backwards. Excuse me. Struggles with wayward right arm, ultimately subduing it with a beating from his left.
Also when... when they go down into the mine everyone would still be alive. There would be no shocking memories, and the prevailing emotion will be one of nostalgia for those left behind, combined with a spirit of bold curiosity for the adventure ahead! Ahhhh! Right are reflexes into Nazi salute. He pulls it back into his lap and beats it again. Gloved hand attempts to strangle him.
Turgidson:
Doctor, you mentioned the ration of ten women to each man. Now, wouldn't that necessitate the abandonment of the so called monogamous sexual relationship, I mean, as far as men were concerned?
Strangelove:
Regrettably, yes. But it is, you know, a sacrifice required for the future of the human race. I hasten to add that since each man will be required to do prodigious... service along these lines, the women will have to be selected for their sexual characteristics which will have to be of a highly stimulating nature.
DeSadeski:
I must confess, you have an astonishingly good idea there, Doctor.
Strangelove:
Thank you, sir.
How many roosters do you really need in a henhouse anyway?
It really was a good imitation of Herman Kahn (with the German accent and ostentatious personality of Werner von Braun).
So long as you could lock yourself away from them at _that_ time of month for a few days and have some peace.
Well, in much of the 3rd World they abort and commit infanticide against girls, so it seems to me there just needs to be more cross-cultural dating and the problem is taken care of...
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