[The Cajun]

Laser pointer huh. I would tend to go with a 12 gauge pump with #4 bird shot against laser pointers. Anything stronger than a laser pointer, I would shift up to 00 buckshot.......Just saying what I would do ;-)

[EQAndyBuzz]

We should send the Greeks that great gizmo I saw on Future Weapons. The one that makes you feel like your insides are burning. Add one of those Sound machines to throw off the equilibrium and the Israeli’s stick bombs and this could be over in about 45 minutes.