[mad_as_he$$]

Is it true that you can cut a fruit cake in half and count the rings to tell how old it is?

[Twinkie]

The truth is that there is really only ONE fruitcake in the whole world. It keeps being regifted year after year. If you get it this year, remember that it most likely once belonged to Johnny Carson who regifted it to Ed McMahan the next year, who regifted it to Kevin Bacon, etc. . . . That’s how “the six degrees of Kevin Bacon” was first discovered.