You claim that Obama's mother, for unknown reasons, flies half way around the world, while pregnant, and gives birth in Kenya Africa. Then someone calls into the Honolulu Advertiser for a birth anouncement, just in case little Barack might run for president some day.
Next Barack forges a COLB, which is so bad that even a guy with a fake Ph.D. can uncover it, and then three media outlets (including WingNutDaily, which later flip-flops) conspire to cover up the fogery.
Finally, to cover this all up, two Hawaii state officials put their reputations on the line and lie by omission. Then they have their spokeswoman outright lie to further the coverup.
When can I expect to see black helicopters?