You’re too rude and stupid to be funny.
I haven’t been a teenager in over 40 years. The only girls I know are my two grand daughters 12 & 13.
And while you may not understand fate, faith, providence.
I realize my statement was too difficult for you to grasp.
Feel free to place your faith in analogies if you like. That is your choice.
I prefer to focus on reality.
Have a good day.