I was just kidding. I have momjeans and tough, ugly Carhartts for the rugged work—chopping wood, cleaning stalls—when I am only going to be around women and I absolutely don’t care what I look like, because the important thing is to stay warm and get some work done. The little Old Navy jeans are for when I’m feeling and/or trying to be attractive, and am going to be wearing a tank top or some other piece of clothing suitable for women half my age. And they do look adorable.
I was raised by a mom who was educated in a convent so the less I show the less self-conscious I feel when I get the wolf-whistles. That isn’t to say that my clothes aren’t form-fitting ...