[cynwoody]

I'm not sure these are the 544s, but just want to make sure everybody knows what we're talking about when we say "jeans" here.

These, perhaps?

[theothercheek]

The ad slogan suggests these might be the right jeans. Now, do you think they’ll make them to fit Michelle Obama’s hips and butt - or will she get treated to a custom pair because she’s the First Lady? Ah, the perks of power ...