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[Kenny Bunk]

The quaint and colorful Somali tribesfolk who inhabit Maine in great numbers have lent our region a great deal of welcome diversity. Their polygamous marital customs keep their Muslim patriarchs warm during the long winters and help them boost their welfare checks and ADC payments to middle class levels and above. With 4 wives, it is only natural that each family group needs ...nay demands ... 4 publicly subsidized homes. Ayuh, fair's fair.

The local health care community has increased their knowledge greatly during this amazing cultural exchange, learning how to deal with the aftermath of interesting ethnographic customs like Female Circumcision, tooth filing, and tribal scarification.

It all works out, you see. The Somali rejection of the stodgy New England work ethic opens up employment opportunities for our many illegal Mexicans. Even our local Catholic Diocese put out the welcome mat for these picturesque followers of Muhammed, MPBUH.

It's just wonderful!

[FlashBack]

Sounds like there’s a few here in Iowa at the Postville meat packing plant...they came in after the big raid last summer where they popped a bunch plus the mngmt team.