[cartoonistx]

"If born in Hawaii..."

I'm sorry but the law to which you refer is intended to describe the natural-born status requirements for someone born outside the US. If BO was in fact born in Hawaii he is a US citizen...period! His mother could be a peruvian chicken and his dad a red tractor!

[mkjessup]

...His mother could be a peruvian chicken and his dad a red tractor!

Now, now, Al Franken had no control over his biological heritage.

[PhilDragoo]

I will fight to the death for the right of Peruvian chickens and red tractors to have civil partnerships, but that does not address Hussein's unproved provenance--he might have floated over from Kenya in a reed basket, yet submits forged evidence his was a feet-dry birth. A lovely parting gift but not the Oval Office.