Never did anything, either, as far as we can tell. Didn't show up for the jobs listed on his resume but the info on those experiences is all locked up so no one can see. Some claim he did leaves of absence and wrote books, good way of making extra dough if you can get away with it. How come he got away with it? I know I wouldn't.
What? Are you expected to be physically present on your job? Do you actually have to substantiate and document your experiences to be considered for another job? Do you have to produce anything of value while you're at work? You must not be special. /sarc