[stuartcr]

What a great way to ruin it for the kids.

[DYngbld]

Works for me. I don't like Halloween anyway. Teach them about the mental illness that is Liberalism. They will never hear about it at school.

Ask the kids if they would share "there" candy with a kid who didn't even leave the house. Maybe they will talk to Mom and Dad about it. Of course you will need to stay up all night and make sure your yard, car, or house isn't vandalized.

[LegalEagle61]

Isn’t Obama giving an address tonight about how the Halloween candy will be divvied up THIS year in his NEW PLAN FOR HALLOWEEN RATIONING? Some kids may stay home because they are too lazy to think of a costume and don’t want to drag their lazy a$$es to go door-to-door SO the kids that DO actually participate must spread-the-wealth around to the lazy asses, after all that is ONLY fair. So like 50% of their candy must be given to those who have none.

[pharmamom]

Joke, stuartcr, joke! Did you misplace your sense of humor? We have to find our laughs somewhere these days!