Dang, man, your satire is just too true to be funny.
Good job.
awwwwwe mannnnnnn
It's good satire if it's hard to tell it from non-satire.
One's tempted to proclaim the Left's attepts to disenfranchise the men and women of our armed forces to be the lowest and most evil depth to which it could possibly sink, but--no--Leftists always manage to sink even lower than anyone could possible have thought possible.