[gotribe]

Bank of Mattress, insured by FDIC.

[bestintxas]

In my case, it is Smith & Wesson, if not Remington.

[GOYAKLA]

“Bank of Mattress, insured by FDIC.”
Update:Bank of Mattress, insured by Browning, Glock and Colt.

[madison10]

Bank of Mattress, insured by FDIC.

How does Bank of Mattress hold up if it is beset by a FIRE? How 'bout keeping your stuff in little baggies in metal fence posts in the back yard? ;)

[L,TOWM]

Bank of Mattress, insured by FDIC Remington, Ruger, Winchester, Smith & Wesson, Glock, Browning, FN, Armalite, Colt, and Sig-Sauer.

Had to fix that, man.